Wednesday, January 11, 2006

.::. Art of Cruisin .::.


aight listen up this is wuthcha gotta do...
in orda fo u to relax , enjoy da riiide and remember these times

first u get a smooth ride , sumthin that doesnt make any unnecessary sounds, doesnt chop up or have a missing part for the image

after u've accomplished step numba 1 .. u cranck it up with a sweet crisp sound system.. normally one or two subwoofers is more then enough other wise everythin is gonna start to shake and make u uncomfortable , an amp. and high quality speakers. make sure u hook it up correctly cuz u want the sound to be coordinated.

3- u keep ur engine clean in order for it to roll smooth.. oil , tires etc... rememeber we just cruisin .. no racin~! thats another story

4- once all the above is done .. u begin to roll.. choose the music wisely .. gotta have sum soul... sumthin that u feel will match with ur style of driving.. ur style of turning and ur style of recognition... TECHNO DOESNT WORK...

5- Tilt the seat like this... u raise the bottom cushion from the front and lower the back of the seat till u have a tilted V shaped seat.. sumthin like a cradle .. that u dont feel like ur actually sittin or laying.. sumthin comfy.. supported and make sure u can see the road mofo

6-sun roof cud either be tilted or totally opened ... keep in mind tilted sunroofs normally make this tiny whistle in the background of the drive...which cud get annoyin!

7- for Guys >>> close all the windows and blast ur AC on highest... theres nothin like amazing music... comfy leather chair and coooooooooooooooool air
**for Girls >> open the windows if its cool outside.. if its not.. put ur AC on what ur comfy with ..and plz dont complain while completing this step

8- adjust the steering wheel ( if u did step number 1 correctly then ur car shud have this option) so that its low... this way u dont have to strech out ur arm or extend it ... just hold it from the bottom and stay in control

9- have sum chill ppl in the car.. if anybody yells kick em out.. simple!

10- Roll with a smile :)

This my people is the true art of crusin...

2 Comments:

Blogger Jamz said...

comment on numb 7-
Why is it that you tell girls to open the windows but you tell the guys to close all windows?
and why do you think girls would complain if they are the ones driving the CAR? humm humm
AWAITING YOUR ANSWER IMPATIENTLY

Thu Jan 12, 08:42:00 PM  
Blogger Jamz said...

yo bro..when you gonna continue writting?

Wed Mar 22, 12:45:00 AM  

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